so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.
“i need to get something off my chest”
yeah it’s your shirt let me help you with that
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.